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My girlfriend has been depressed lately, yeah she's pretty much an emo bitch and I was gonna break up with her. Well she found out and tried to kill herself today, the good part is all she did was drink until she passed out in the bathtub, idiot didn't even lock the door. So I come in and she's all under da water.

At first I'm all "WTFBBQ?!" and I drag her ass out of the water, which might I add was hard to do since she's been putting on weight. And now she's wet, naked, and lying in my bathroom.

So the first thing I did was have my way with her, honestly it was the best sex we've ever had. Then I go get a snack and realize my pills are missing, she must have taken them. They were pain killers so she'll be out for a while.