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Berättelsen om den dumma britten

Postat av La Dispute den 24 Februari 2010, 12:24
16 kommentarer · 368 träffar
Pratade med en kille från England, här har ni resultatet.
Diskussion: Vad tycker ni om lättlurade människor på Omegle?

Stranger: Hi

You: Hi 18 female sweden

Stranger: 32 male england

You: Whats up?:)

Stranger: the sky last time i checked :D

Stranger: sorry i say that too often

Stranger: how's life in sweden?

You: Haha, youre funny!

You: Its pretty cold

You: Im freezing my nipples off

Stranger: yeah i imagine so :-o

Stranger: i cannot imagine living anywhere colder than where i currently live

Stranger: how do people survive in sweden during winter?

You: They dont

Stranger: do you go skiing all the time?

You: We have deathrate in 200 deaths a day

Stranger: really?

You: Yeah, it's true

You: Its the second most cold country in the world

You: Serbia is the coldest one

Stranger: 200 deaths a day? people suicide because the cold weather depressed them?

You: Yes, but some of them just freeze to death

Stranger: haha, that and freezing to death

You: It's pretty sad

Stranger: gosh, how depressing

You: Actually, my friends uncle died in starvation during the winter

Stranger: wow

Stranger: that's pretty hardcore

You: While he was camping in the forest

Stranger: in -20c or something?

You: When it's hot, yeah-

Stranger: lol

Stranger: where are you from, stockholm?

You: No, munkfors

You: In Wermland

Stranger: oh, some place i never know existed until today

Stranger: google mapped already

Stranger: wow, you are in the wilderness

You: Yeah, you could compare it to Texas. Just rednecks and Hillbillys

You: And me of course

Stranger: Haha

You: So, where do you live?

Stranger: I like the fact you said 'and me of course' to seperate yourself from the red necked types

Stranger: i live near cambridge in england

Stranger: its positively tropical climate compared to yours i guess :D

Stranger: today is 8c

Stranger: how about there?

You: How about what?

Stranger: how warm is it today?

You: Cold*

You: -34c

Stranger: :P yeah cold

Stranger: for real ? :o

You: Yeah

You: And it's not even THAT cold.

Stranger: wow, you could really make your nipples solid

Stranger: just stand outside for 1 minute

Stranger: ice nipple

You: True story

Stranger: what do swedish people do to keep warm?

You: We use to wear bear skin, and have sex

Stranger: :D

You: At the same time of course

Stranger: bear skin and sex?

You: Could you imagine that?

Stranger: that's interesting, yeah

You: You know

Stranger: real bear skin?

You: Bear

You: The animal

You: Yeah

You: fur

Stranger: i thought it was banned by the international community :o

You: Hunting bears?

Stranger: yeah

You: No, thats legal in Sweden

Stranger: i mean most ppl object to animal fur

Stranger: being worb and stuff

Stranger: worn * even

Stranger: really?

Stranger: have you killed a bear yourself? :

Stranger: its interesting

You: Yeah, but hunting wolves is illegal

Stranger: wolves are illegal?

Stranger: but i thought bears look cuter than wolves

You: Yeah, hunting them that is

You: Well, it's because they're about to get extinct

Stranger: unless they scratch or mame you, then you get a different opinion :D

Stranger: gosh

Stranger: i thought there were zillions of wolves in the world

You: Coult you imagine a feral druid just sneaking up on you and slash your throat and ripping out your guts?

Stranger: wow, i like your vivid description

Stranger: you must have been top in the class for english lessons

Stranger: are you at college right now?

You: Yeah im in my dorm atm

Stranger: awesome

You: Yeah, a few cancelled classes. Im pretty much free all day

Stranger: are you a druid yourself btw?

You: No, I'm more a like a sorcerer

Stranger: wow

You: No just kidding

Stranger: i wish you were not kidding though

Stranger: :D that would be great

Stranger: but i guess druids are always going to be a minority

You: Youre in to occult stuffs?

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: you could say that :)

You: Like satanism and stuff?

Stranger: nah

You: And ghosts

You: paranormal things

Stranger: i'm more into natural magic and stuff

Stranger: satan doesn't exist in my world

Stranger: that's for the christians

You: well, for you, I can be a sorceror

You: for you

Stranger: yay

Stranger: or if i become a magician, my assistant?

You: Of course

You: You know any magic tricks?

Stranger: i'll get you some sexy clothes to wear :D

Stranger: magic tricks, well yeah, but unconventional i guess

You: I'd love to be your assistant:)

You: Especially with those sexy clothes your mentioned

Stranger: woohoo

Stranger: on msn btw?

Stranger: i know it sounds lame to ask a q like that :P

You: potte40@hotmail.com :)

Stranger: well, i guess it would have been lamer if i'd ask within 30 seconds of talking with you

Stranger: its strange how the passing of time makes things that are lame seem less lame

You: True, but feels like I know you already

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: i think too much :D

You: Im not logged on atm, but I'll log on tonight

Stranger: really?

You: yeah

Stranger: added :D

You: Awesome

You: Looking forward talking to you:)

Stranger: you're pretty cool

You: not to sound perverted in any way, but I actually have a Cam:)

Stranger: what type of media do you consume?

You: So you can see what I look like

Stranger: i mean... like musical taste

Stranger: and movies and stuff :D

any personal faves?

You: Well

You: Im into poughkeepsie tapes

You: That movie

You: Is rad

Stranger: cool

You: And august underground mordum

Stranger: thats wild

You: Yeah, I am;)

Stranger: August Underground's Mordum is kind of arthouse

Stranger: i guess you love the unusual :D

You: I love doing unusual stuff aswell:)

Stranger: yay for you

Stranger: whats the most unusual thing you've ever done? :)

You: Actually, I skinned a living bear once.

Stranger: you did? :o

You: Yeah

You: I know it seems mean and cruel, but hey

You: What can I say

You: He was trying to feast on my body

Stranger: how did that happen exactly?

You: Remember that guy I was talking about earlier? That guy who died of starvation. Actually I were camping the woods with him, and we got assaulted by a bear.

Stranger: wow

You: My friends uncle

You: My friend were there aswell

Stranger: that's more adventure than most people have in a life time

You: Well, bear attacks in Sweden is actually pretty common.

Stranger: i never realised that

You: Thats why it's legal to hunt them

Stranger: so how did you pin the bear down?

You: Actually I didnt know it was alive when I skinned it

You: He was probably just knocked out cold or something

You: I thought my friends uncle made the killing blow by stabbing him with a large stick through the stomach

You: But he didn't, and we decided to skin it

Stranger: oh i see

Edit/Uppföljning:

Stranger: that's just so full on

You: yeah, It's an amazing story really.

You: Sounds like it's made up

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: that's what i was thinking too

You: But I can ensure your it is 100% real

You: I wouldn't take the time to make that up

Stranger: i know :P

Stranger: you're a pretty damn cool chick

You: I get that alot

Stranger: do you live like ppl lived 1000s of years ago, wearing animal skins all the
while and sing around a camp-fire sometimes? :D

You: Well, infact it's not the way I live. It's just a way to get away from society and the stress and so on

Stranger: well i think you're right

You: Sweden is a pretty industrial country to be honest

Stranger: the society today is dehumanising

You: It sure is

Stranger: its great to reconnect with nature and ancestors sometimes

Stranger: in fact, the modern world is full of metal stimulants

Stranger: mental * even

You: Agreed

Stranger: its like most things become a drug or a vice and you just feel you need to
do stuff to please your peers all the while and can forget about the people around you and lose your own sense of what really matters

Stranger: makes you want to run away from it all somtimes

Stranger: and live in a small wooden hut in the forest

Stranger: grow berries in the summer

Stranger: harvest them in autumn

Stranger: and eat them through the cold months whilst buring stuff to keep warm
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