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Berättelsen om den dumma britten
Postat av La Dispute den 24 Februari 2010, 12:24
16 kommentarer · 368 träffar
Pratade med en kille från England, här har ni resultatet.
Diskussion: Vad tycker ni om lättlurade människor på Omegle?
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi 18 female sweden
Stranger: 32 male england
You: Whats up?:)
Stranger: the sky last time i checked :D
Stranger: sorry i say that too often
Stranger: how's life in sweden?
You: Haha, youre funny!
You: Its pretty cold
You: Im freezing my nipples off
Stranger: yeah i imagine so :-o
Stranger: i cannot imagine living anywhere colder than where i currently live
Stranger: how do people survive in sweden during winter?
You: They dont
Stranger: do you go skiing all the time?
You: We have deathrate in 200 deaths a day
Stranger: really?
You: Yeah, it's true
You: Its the second most cold country in the world
You: Serbia is the coldest one
Stranger: 200 deaths a day? people suicide because the cold weather depressed them?
You: Yes, but some of them just freeze to death
Stranger: haha, that and freezing to death
You: It's pretty sad
Stranger: gosh, how depressing
You: Actually, my friends uncle died in starvation during the winter
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that's pretty hardcore
You: While he was camping in the forest
Stranger: in -20c or something?
You: When it's hot, yeah-
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from, stockholm?
You: No, munkfors
You: In Wermland
Stranger: oh, some place i never know existed until today
Stranger: google mapped already
Stranger: wow, you are in the wilderness
You: Yeah, you could compare it to Texas. Just rednecks and Hillbillys
You: And me of course
Stranger: Haha
You: So, where do you live?
Stranger: I like the fact you said 'and me of course' to seperate yourself from the red necked types
Stranger: i live near cambridge in england
Stranger: its positively tropical climate compared to yours i guess :D
Stranger: today is 8c
Stranger: how about there?
You: How about what?
Stranger: how warm is it today?
You: Cold*
You: -34c
Stranger: :P yeah cold
Stranger: for real ? :o
You: Yeah
You: And it's not even THAT cold.
Stranger: wow, you could really make your nipples solid
Stranger: just stand outside for 1 minute
Stranger: ice nipple
You: True story
Stranger: what do swedish people do to keep warm?
You: We use to wear bear skin, and have sex
Stranger: :D
You: At the same time of course
Stranger: bear skin and sex?
You: Could you imagine that?
Stranger: that's interesting, yeah
You: You know
Stranger: real bear skin?
You: Bear
You: The animal
You: Yeah
You: fur
Stranger: i thought it was banned by the international community :o
You: Hunting bears?
Stranger: yeah
You: No, thats legal in Sweden
Stranger: i mean most ppl object to animal fur
Stranger: being worb and stuff
Stranger: worn * even
Stranger: really?
Stranger: have you killed a bear yourself? :
Stranger: its interesting
You: Yeah, but hunting wolves is illegal
Stranger: wolves are illegal?
Stranger: but i thought bears look cuter than wolves
You: Yeah, hunting them that is
You: Well, it's because they're about to get extinct
Stranger: unless they scratch or mame you, then you get a different opinion :D
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: i thought there were zillions of wolves in the world
You: Coult you imagine a feral druid just sneaking up on you and slash your throat and ripping out your guts?
Stranger: wow, i like your vivid description
Stranger: you must have been top in the class for english lessons
Stranger: are you at college right now?
You: Yeah im in my dorm atm
Stranger: awesome
You: Yeah, a few cancelled classes. Im pretty much free all day
Stranger: are you a druid yourself btw?
You: No, I'm more a like a sorcerer
Stranger: wow
You: No just kidding
Stranger: i wish you were not kidding though
Stranger: :D that would be great
Stranger: but i guess druids are always going to be a minority
You: Youre in to occult stuffs?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you could say that :)
You: Like satanism and stuff?
Stranger: nah
You: And ghosts
You: paranormal things
Stranger: i'm more into natural magic and stuff
Stranger: satan doesn't exist in my world
Stranger: that's for the christians
You: well, for you, I can be a sorceror
You: for you
Stranger: yay
Stranger: or if i become a magician, my assistant?
You: Of course
You: You know any magic tricks?
Stranger: i'll get you some sexy clothes to wear :D
Stranger: magic tricks, well yeah, but unconventional i guess
You: I'd love to be your assistant:)
You: Especially with those sexy clothes your mentioned
Stranger: woohoo
Stranger: on msn btw?
Stranger: i know it sounds lame to ask a q like that :P
You: potte40@hotmail.com :)
Stranger: well, i guess it would have been lamer if i'd ask within 30 seconds of talking with you
Stranger: its strange how the passing of time makes things that are lame seem less lame
You: True, but feels like I know you already
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i think too much :D
You: Im not logged on atm, but I'll log on tonight
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
Stranger: added :D
You: Awesome
You: Looking forward talking to you:)
Stranger: you're pretty cool
You: not to sound perverted in any way, but I actually have a Cam:)
Stranger: what type of media do you consume?
You: So you can see what I look like
Stranger: i mean... like musical taste
Stranger: and movies and stuff :D
any personal faves?
You: Well
You: Im into poughkeepsie tapes
You: That movie
You: Is rad
Stranger: cool
You: And august underground mordum
Stranger: thats wild
You: Yeah, I am;)
Stranger: August Underground's Mordum is kind of arthouse
Stranger: i guess you love the unusual :D
You: I love doing unusual stuff aswell:)
Stranger: yay for you
Stranger: whats the most unusual thing you've ever done? :)
You: Actually, I skinned a living bear once.
Stranger: you did? :o
You: Yeah
You: I know it seems mean and cruel, but hey
You: What can I say
You: He was trying to feast on my body
Stranger: how did that happen exactly?
You: Remember that guy I was talking about earlier? That guy who died of starvation. Actually I were camping the woods with him, and we got assaulted by a bear.
Stranger: wow
You: My friends uncle
You: My friend were there aswell
Stranger: that's more adventure than most people have in a life time
You: Well, bear attacks in Sweden is actually pretty common.
Stranger: i never realised that
You: Thats why it's legal to hunt them
Stranger: so how did you pin the bear down?
You: Actually I didnt know it was alive when I skinned it
You: He was probably just knocked out cold or something
You: I thought my friends uncle made the killing blow by stabbing him with a large stick through the stomach
You: But he didn't, and we decided to skin it
Stranger: oh i see
Edit/Uppföljning:
Stranger: that's just so full on
You: yeah, It's an amazing story really.
You: Sounds like it's made up
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that's what i was thinking too
You: But I can ensure your it is 100% real
You: I wouldn't take the time to make that up
Stranger: i know :P
Stranger: you're a pretty damn cool chick
You: I get that alot
Stranger: do you live like ppl lived 1000s of years ago, wearing animal skins all the
while and sing around a camp-fire sometimes? :D
You: Well, infact it's not the way I live. It's just a way to get away from society and the stress and so on
Stranger: well i think you're right
You: Sweden is a pretty industrial country to be honest
Stranger: the society today is dehumanising
You: It sure is
Stranger: its great to reconnect with nature and ancestors sometimes
Stranger: in fact, the modern world is full of metal stimulants
Stranger: mental * even
You: Agreed
Stranger: its like most things become a drug or a vice and you just feel you need to
do stuff to please your peers all the while and can forget about the people around you and lose your own sense of what really matters
Stranger: makes you want to run away from it all somtimes
Stranger: and live in a small wooden hut in the forest
Stranger: grow berries in the summer
Stranger: harvest them in autumn
Stranger: and eat them through the cold months whilst buring stuff to keep warm
Diskussion: Vad tycker ni om lättlurade människor på Omegle?
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi 18 female sweden
Stranger: 32 male england
You: Whats up?:)
Stranger: the sky last time i checked :D
Stranger: sorry i say that too often
Stranger: how's life in sweden?
You: Haha, youre funny!
You: Its pretty cold
You: Im freezing my nipples off
Stranger: yeah i imagine so :-o
Stranger: i cannot imagine living anywhere colder than where i currently live
Stranger: how do people survive in sweden during winter?
You: They dont
Stranger: do you go skiing all the time?
You: We have deathrate in 200 deaths a day
Stranger: really?
You: Yeah, it's true
You: Its the second most cold country in the world
You: Serbia is the coldest one
Stranger: 200 deaths a day? people suicide because the cold weather depressed them?
You: Yes, but some of them just freeze to death
Stranger: haha, that and freezing to death
You: It's pretty sad
Stranger: gosh, how depressing
You: Actually, my friends uncle died in starvation during the winter
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that's pretty hardcore
You: While he was camping in the forest
Stranger: in -20c or something?
You: When it's hot, yeah-
Stranger: lol
Stranger: where are you from, stockholm?
You: No, munkfors
You: In Wermland
Stranger: oh, some place i never know existed until today
Stranger: google mapped already
Stranger: wow, you are in the wilderness
You: Yeah, you could compare it to Texas. Just rednecks and Hillbillys
You: And me of course
Stranger: Haha
You: So, where do you live?
Stranger: I like the fact you said 'and me of course' to seperate yourself from the red necked types
Stranger: i live near cambridge in england
Stranger: its positively tropical climate compared to yours i guess :D
Stranger: today is 8c
Stranger: how about there?
You: How about what?
Stranger: how warm is it today?
You: Cold*
You: -34c
Stranger: :P yeah cold
Stranger: for real ? :o
You: Yeah
You: And it's not even THAT cold.
Stranger: wow, you could really make your nipples solid
Stranger: just stand outside for 1 minute
Stranger: ice nipple
You: True story
Stranger: what do swedish people do to keep warm?
You: We use to wear bear skin, and have sex
Stranger: :D
You: At the same time of course
Stranger: bear skin and sex?
You: Could you imagine that?
Stranger: that's interesting, yeah
You: You know
Stranger: real bear skin?
You: Bear
You: The animal
You: Yeah
You: fur
Stranger: i thought it was banned by the international community :o
You: Hunting bears?
Stranger: yeah
You: No, thats legal in Sweden
Stranger: i mean most ppl object to animal fur
Stranger: being worb and stuff
Stranger: worn * even
Stranger: really?
Stranger: have you killed a bear yourself? :
Stranger: its interesting
You: Yeah, but hunting wolves is illegal
Stranger: wolves are illegal?
Stranger: but i thought bears look cuter than wolves
You: Yeah, hunting them that is
You: Well, it's because they're about to get extinct
Stranger: unless they scratch or mame you, then you get a different opinion :D
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: i thought there were zillions of wolves in the world
You: Coult you imagine a feral druid just sneaking up on you and slash your throat and ripping out your guts?
Stranger: wow, i like your vivid description
Stranger: you must have been top in the class for english lessons
Stranger: are you at college right now?
You: Yeah im in my dorm atm
Stranger: awesome
You: Yeah, a few cancelled classes. Im pretty much free all day
Stranger: are you a druid yourself btw?
You: No, I'm more a like a sorcerer
Stranger: wow
You: No just kidding
Stranger: i wish you were not kidding though
Stranger: :D that would be great
Stranger: but i guess druids are always going to be a minority
You: Youre in to occult stuffs?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you could say that :)
You: Like satanism and stuff?
Stranger: nah
You: And ghosts
You: paranormal things
Stranger: i'm more into natural magic and stuff
Stranger: satan doesn't exist in my world
Stranger: that's for the christians
You: well, for you, I can be a sorceror
You: for you
Stranger: yay
Stranger: or if i become a magician, my assistant?
You: Of course
You: You know any magic tricks?
Stranger: i'll get you some sexy clothes to wear :D
Stranger: magic tricks, well yeah, but unconventional i guess
You: I'd love to be your assistant:)
You: Especially with those sexy clothes your mentioned
Stranger: woohoo
Stranger: on msn btw?
Stranger: i know it sounds lame to ask a q like that :P
You: potte40@hotmail.com :)
Stranger: well, i guess it would have been lamer if i'd ask within 30 seconds of talking with you
Stranger: its strange how the passing of time makes things that are lame seem less lame
You: True, but feels like I know you already
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i think too much :D
You: Im not logged on atm, but I'll log on tonight
Stranger: really?
You: yeah
Stranger: added :D
You: Awesome
You: Looking forward talking to you:)
Stranger: you're pretty cool
You: not to sound perverted in any way, but I actually have a Cam:)
Stranger: what type of media do you consume?
You: So you can see what I look like
Stranger: i mean... like musical taste
Stranger: and movies and stuff :D
any personal faves?
You: Well
You: Im into poughkeepsie tapes
You: That movie
You: Is rad
Stranger: cool
You: And august underground mordum
Stranger: thats wild
You: Yeah, I am;)
Stranger: August Underground's Mordum is kind of arthouse
Stranger: i guess you love the unusual :D
You: I love doing unusual stuff aswell:)
Stranger: yay for you
Stranger: whats the most unusual thing you've ever done? :)
You: Actually, I skinned a living bear once.
Stranger: you did? :o
You: Yeah
You: I know it seems mean and cruel, but hey
You: What can I say
You: He was trying to feast on my body
Stranger: how did that happen exactly?
You: Remember that guy I was talking about earlier? That guy who died of starvation. Actually I were camping the woods with him, and we got assaulted by a bear.
Stranger: wow
You: My friends uncle
You: My friend were there aswell
Stranger: that's more adventure than most people have in a life time
You: Well, bear attacks in Sweden is actually pretty common.
Stranger: i never realised that
You: Thats why it's legal to hunt them
Stranger: so how did you pin the bear down?
You: Actually I didnt know it was alive when I skinned it
You: He was probably just knocked out cold or something
You: I thought my friends uncle made the killing blow by stabbing him with a large stick through the stomach
You: But he didn't, and we decided to skin it
Stranger: oh i see
Edit/Uppföljning:
Stranger: that's just so full on
You: yeah, It's an amazing story really.
You: Sounds like it's made up
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: that's what i was thinking too
You: But I can ensure your it is 100% real
You: I wouldn't take the time to make that up
Stranger: i know :P
Stranger: you're a pretty damn cool chick
You: I get that alot
Stranger: do you live like ppl lived 1000s of years ago, wearing animal skins all the
while and sing around a camp-fire sometimes? :D
You: Well, infact it's not the way I live. It's just a way to get away from society and the stress and so on
Stranger: well i think you're right
You: Sweden is a pretty industrial country to be honest
Stranger: the society today is dehumanising
You: It sure is
Stranger: its great to reconnect with nature and ancestors sometimes
Stranger: in fact, the modern world is full of metal stimulants
Stranger: mental * even
You: Agreed
Stranger: its like most things become a drug or a vice and you just feel you need to
do stuff to please your peers all the while and can forget about the people around you and lose your own sense of what really matters
Stranger: makes you want to run away from it all somtimes
Stranger: and live in a small wooden hut in the forest
Stranger: grow berries in the summer
Stranger: harvest them in autumn
Stranger: and eat them through the cold months whilst buring stuff to keep warm






