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Hell


The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of

Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so

"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the

Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of

enjoying it as well.


Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs

heat)?


Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law(gas

cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.


One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we

need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at

which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul

gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.


As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different

religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that

if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since

there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to

more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With

birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls

in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change

of the


volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the

temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell

has to expand proportionately as souls are added.


This gives two possibilities:


1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter

Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all

Hell breaks loose.


2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in

Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.


So which is it?


If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman

year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,"

and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then

number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and

has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since

Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more

souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven thereby

proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last

night, Teresa kept shouting

"Oh my God."


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" IN THE CLASS.Hell