Som ni säkert vet har anicechat.net vart uppe förut här på Fragbite och folk har haft dessa sjuka samtal.

Men jag tror jag har vart med om det sjukaste i mitt liv ;> tänkte inte ens på att det blev som det blev. Det som är mest creepy



Andreas: Hello 76
76: Are Martians people too?
Andreas: That was an odd question
76: Yes it was.
Andreas: It was like The second one in a chain question, so I obviously can't answare it.
76: No answer?
76: It's easy if you think about it.
76: It's a Trick Question, there are no Martians...
Andreas: Oh
Andreas: Then I'll answare that
76: Excited about the 20th?
Andreas: Just can't wait!
76: Ah, what a fine day that shall be.
Andreas: Agree
76: Bet Bush is just playing solitare in the oval office now,
76: Such a lame duck president
Andreas: Why?
Andreas: You like Obama?
76: More so then Bush.
Andreas: Okey.
Andreas: Then I bet you live in the US.
76: You are right there.
Andreas: Am I right if i guess you are a male and about the age of 20
Andreas: ?
76: Close, biit younger.
Andreas: Nah I was right, because I only guessed.
Andreas: But Then you are 17?
76: bingo.
Andreas: (Y)
Andreas: Okey, so the only difference between us is that I live in Sweden
Andreas: And that I am much better at playing the electric guitar then you are =/
76: hey hey hey
76: Let's not be so assumptive.
76: Though you are right...
Andreas: Let us be.
Andreas: :) okey
Andreas: Can I make one more guess?
76: Sure.
Andreas: You listen to bands like Rush
Andreas: ?
76: Well.
76: Some songs by them
Andreas: Okey
Andreas: So, you are more like a metal-boy?
76: haha.
76: nope
Andreas: Damn
76: Older Rock.
Andreas: Ah
Andreas: Ozzy?
76: Some songs by him.
Andreas: Okey
Andreas: Hendrix?
Andreas: Deep Purple?
Andreas: Thin Lizzy?
76: Actually, never really got around to listening to Hendrix
76: Never heard of that one.
Andreas: tooooo bad, because he rocks.
76: Bach Rocks...
Andreas: Give me examples
Andreas: LEd Zeppelin?
76: Not really them.
Andreas: Okey Okey, You are a hard one
76: That's what she said...
Andreas: I bet she did
76: You bet rightly!
Andreas: =)
Andreas: As usal
Andreas: You play any instrument?
76: The Recorder, In elementary....
Andreas: o_O
76: Most badass instrument there is.
Andreas: Yes
76: Dion't be jealous...
Andreas: I wont, promise
Andreas: Got my guitar.
76: My Recorder rocks your guitars socks off.
Andreas: Uhm, yeah right.
76: Not sure how your guitar would wear socks though.
Andreas: Just put it on the guitar's head.
76: Then it would be a hat
Andreas: No, you can wear socks on your head
76: No....
76: They cease to be socks when you do that.
Andreas: Is a hat a sock if you were it on the foot? ----- NO
76: Yes!
76: IF
Andreas: Alrighty
76: it can stay on your foot
Andreas: A sock on your penis = ?
76: Is a condom.
76: Not reccomended
Andreas: An elephant in a truck?
76: Is not going to fit
Andreas: If it does then?
Andreas: Is that called "pregnant truck"?
76: Angry.
76: No...
76: As the elephant already has been born
76: But it could be a born again...
Andreas: -The sock has already been made
Andreas: So it's not a concom or a hat
76: Wrong.
76: Things can be retooled.
Andreas: As the elephant
76: Living things cannot be,
76: Only if they are dead...
Andreas: A plate in your dish washer?
Andreas: PREGNANCY
76: no...
76: Where is the father?
76: Your hand?
76: it put it in...
Andreas: No, the fork
76: No!
76: The fork is with the spoon
76: It wouldn't cheat!
Andreas: Where is the Hat maker of the sock if you put it on you head?
76: He is in your heart.
Andreas: Okey, blame the spoon, because it has already been cheating so the fort is jealous
76: Have faith in him.
76: What!
76: That whorish spoon!
Andreas: I know
Andreas: Saw them yesterday
Andreas: The spoon was fisting the cup
76: Wow.
Andreas: 1spoon1cup
Andreas: =/
Andreas: Discusting
76: You shoulda had a camera
Andreas: Yeah, i could have earned millions of dollars.
76: Well, wait for them to do it again.
Andreas: They wont.
Andreas: I broke the spoons neck.
76: Why?
76: Damn man.
Andreas: =/
76: Are you the Fork?
Andreas: But i got so upset.
Andreas: :$
Andreas: I might
76: Hm.
Andreas: Just because you are the knife noone is talking about and noone likes!!!!1111oneone
76: Where is the dish in all of this?
Andreas: The dish is trashed
76: poor dish.
Andreas: Yeah
76: Any living heirs?
Andreas: Not at all
76: So, who gets his stuff?
Andreas: Btw, It's the 20th in Sweden now
Andreas: I do
76: Only the 18th here...
76: So.
76: The dish and plate are dead.
Andreas: Yes
76: The fork cheating with the dishwasher
Andreas: No!!
Andreas: Let me get this straight to you
Andreas: The dish and plate are dead. The fork is cheating with the spoon without a neck. The dishwasher has swallowed the knive (you) so that Pamela Anderson (the remaining pieaces of the plate) is jerking of.
76: but....
76: Pamela's a chick
Andreas: Yes
76: And they don't jerk...
76: Unless...
Andreas: Ever heard of a female?
Andreas: SHEMALE
76: Omg, she's a man.....
Andreas: :-)
Andreas: She is both
76: I need to burn some pictures.
Andreas: You should
76: And get some councilling.
Andreas: Yeah
76: And I have to burn my cloths.
76: And take a cold shower.
Andreas: Why come?
76: General feeling of dirtyness.
Andreas: Sweet
76: And I actually need a shower...
Andreas: =/
76: But as I'm in the dishwasher
76: So.....
76: I guess a shower is unnecessary.
Andreas: It is
Andreas: And you can't take a shower from there
76: Where are the home owners in this fiasco?
Andreas: Mc Donald's
76: Dammit.
76: I better get some.
Andreas: No
76: WHAT?
Andreas: You should not dare to
Andreas: Ill cut you
Andreas: With my fork
76: What the hell?
Andreas: And you stab me with knife.
76: I am the fork!
76: You can't cut me with myself!
Andreas: YOU ARE THE KNIFE!
Andreas: I am fork!
76: No!
Andreas: Yes I am!
76: Rock paper scissors
76: rock
Andreas: Okey then
Andreas: You are a rock
Andreas: :)
Andreas: fair
76: No!
76: I wanna be the fork!
Andreas: YOU SAID IT!
Andreas: You can't cuz i am the fork
76: I know...
76: Sigh.
Andreas: =)
76: So, what did the rock do while all this happened?
Andreas: If you keep saying that you are the fork I'll tell my mother
Andreas: He just stood there
76: Rocks don't stand!
76: They lack legs!
Andreas: This rock did
Andreas: It's a special rock
76: Well.
76: I'm special then!
76: WEEEEEEE
Andreas: No you're not.
76: but...
76: You just said..
Andreas: Not in a posetive wawy.
Andreas: way*
76: What are you implying...
Andreas: You are not the owner of your legs.
76: I'm a limb thief?
76: Cool!
Andreas: They are controlled by the evil forced of the dark imperium
76: But I wanna be a jedi!
Andreas: You can't
Andreas: You are a rock
Andreas: I am a jedi fork
76: That's not fair!
Andreas: It is
76: You get all the good stuff!
Andreas: No!
Andreas: It's good to be a rock
Andreas: Just in a bad way
76: That really makes me feel blue...
76: You know what I do when I'm blue?
Andreas: You are a blue rock in a blue world
76: I kill myself.
Andreas: No, what?
Andreas: You can't
76: I threw myself off a bridge.
Andreas: You need to be yellow to do that
76: But I just sank.
76: And got wet.
Andreas: Okey well then...
76: I can't swim.
Andreas: Since I am a jedi
Andreas: I use my forces to force you up from the water
76: Hurray!
Andreas: And i use this super super naughty girls vagina and put you in there.
76: Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!
Andreas: Yep.
76: Wait...
76: It's not pamela's, is it?
Andreas: No
Andreas: Michael Jordan
76: WHAT!!!!!!!!
Andreas: It is
76: Get me out!
Andreas: No
Andreas: Oh wait
Andreas: he tqakes a shit
76: Jedis are good guys!
Andreas: And shit you out
76: AHHHN NOOO!
Andreas: wait
Andreas: it comes more
Andreas: He was shitting on his lawn
76: Well, using quantum physics, I pop oput of being.
Andreas: So now you are in a pile of shit on Michael Jordans lawn
Andreas: You dont have any
76: Well, I'm not real anymore.
Andreas: You have to
76: So I am NOT on that nasty lawn.
Andreas: You are
76: I don't have to bbe real.
Andreas: But
Andreas: Wait
Andreas: I'll help you
Andreas: Since I'm a good jedi
Andreas: So i take you
Andreas: And i put you in the play boy mansion
76: YAY!
76: I exist again!
Andreas: And girls use you to lick each others puussy on
76: I love my life
Andreas: Yeah
Andreas: Yoy _DID_
Andreas: Until the day
Andreas: When this little imp came
76: What happened?
Andreas: And took you home to Ugly Bettys bathroom
76: bah, ugly betty isn't that ugly...
Andreas: Then you have not seen when she poops
Andreas: And she got hairy legs
76: *wimpers*
Andreas: Okey
Andreas: Now 1 year later
Andreas: I feel sorry for you
Andreas: So I turn you into a humanbeeing
76: yay!
76: now can I be a jedi?
Andreas: A ugly one of course
Andreas: No not yet
76: Bah, screw that.
Andreas: You have to pass one more test
76: What test?
Andreas: You will see in time
76: That isn't reassuring...
Andreas: So now, I have been promoted
Andreas: To God
76: You can't do that!
76: Who promoted you?
Andreas: So i point at a candy store, and tell you to go there
Andreas: God did
76: Well phooey to you God, Imma atheist...
Andreas: :-(
Andreas: Now you go into that store i was pointing on or what?!
76: Fine...
76: I like Candy...
Andreas: Okey
Andreas: You come in
76: no shit...
Andreas: yes shit
76: fine.
76: Anyway.
Andreas: And you lick att all candy in the store
76: With their wrappers on?
Andreas: And you go out
Andreas: Yes
Andreas: Now you are a jedi
76: NEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Andreas: But with limited powers
76: *force pushes god out of the sky*
76: Can't hear you...
Andreas: And you have to have a pink light saber
76: That super gay....
Andreas: Ok i go out from the universe
Andreas: And i rule it all
76: Hurray!
76: DAMN!
Andreas: So now
Andreas: I choose to...
Andreas: Hmmm...
Andreas: Let's make the Planet Saturnus go straight towards the Earth
76: There is not such planet!
Andreas: I created one your silly.
76: stupid god with your magic power....
76: Force pushes planet away
Andreas: You called me stupid?
76: Well....
Andreas: From now, you have one leg
76: not cool...
Andreas: I like it
Andreas: And 3 cocks
76: uh....
76: I got a new career in pornography then...
Andreas: Nah, not rly
Andreas: I have made you gay
76: You can't do that!
Andreas: Cuz of ur pink light saber
76: I spray painted it
Andreas: So you might not wanna be porno guy anymore? RIGHT!?
Andreas: Wich color?
76: Left!
76: Green,
Andreas: Okey
Andreas: Then I create this green ear rings ALL gays use
Andreas: So all ppl stop wearing green
Andreas: And i delete all spray paintings
76: Well then, I cut off my ears!
Andreas: Okey, do so..
76: cuts off ears
Andreas: I write a letter to you now
76: Ouch.
Andreas: It says "dumb fuck"
76: Not very polite, are you?
Andreas: No not at all
Andreas: Now there is this new party
Andreas: ALL listen to the goos music
76: Tyrant, we should elect God!
Andreas: The whole world
Andreas: You cant
76: Yes I can
Andreas: Why?
76: I made a poll
76: And your losing
76: to Al Gore.
Andreas: Since I am god
Andreas: I changed the poll
Andreas: 98% Votes for me
Andreas: You fail.
76: Your stealing the election!
Andreas: Yes I am, because I can do so
76: I'm taking this to the supreme court!
Andreas: I have deleted that.
76: Cheater.
Andreas: No!
76: You don't play fair,
Andreas: And?
76: I'm telling on you....
76: To your mom.
Andreas: If you dont stop arguing I'll just make you use the glock
76: Well.
76: I call it a debate
76: not an argument
Andreas: And you can only reach lvl 54 on WoW so you cant make a Death Knight.
76: You bastard!
Andreas: I know
Andreas: So don't tell your mom
76: Fine....
Andreas: You will never see outlands again
Andreas: Or northrend
76: That is where I draw the line!
Andreas: I'll eaven make you hated in ratchet!
Andreas: !!!!!!!
76: Well.
76: You suck.
76: Seriously.
Andreas: No you do
76: Your face sucks!
Andreas: On saturday nights, yes
76: tmi...
Andreas: Ok ok well then
Andreas: There is this super force
76: If your God, where is Jesus?
Andreas: that swirches our positions
Andreas: Jesus is just a lie
76: Cool!
Andreas: switches*
76: Ahhhh.
76: He was my favorite character!
Andreas: He was not even a character?
76: So!
76: He was still mt favorite!
Andreas: Okey, nvm
Andreas: My favourite is Tinkiwinki
76: Lala
Andreas: Dipsi
76: dipsy
76: Poe!
76: Tellitubbies,
Andreas: poooo:E
76: tellitubbies
Andreas: It rocks
76: Say, Hell-O!
76: Yes it does.
Andreas: But
Andreas: before we switched
Andreas: I deleted that aswell
76: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andreas: But not tinkiwinki
76: Well, I'm God now.
Andreas: Yes
76: And I take away tinkiwinki
Andreas: You cant I have him on my WoW-bank
76: Well, you don't have a wow bank anymore.
Andreas: And you don't know the password to my account
Andreas: Oh, snap :(
76: Irrelevant.
Andreas: :(
76: I will, however, grant you one wish.
Andreas: Just one?
76: Yep.
Andreas: I wish that i have millions of wishes!
76: I don't grant that wish
Andreas: You have
Andreas: to
76: I only grant one, specific wish
Andreas: Or else Chuck norris attack you
76: You have to find out what that is.
76: Oh shit, not chuck!
Andreas: Yeah hes lvl 81
Andreas: retro pala
Andreas: OP
76: Okay, fine, have your million wishes
Andreas: okey! good
Andreas: Then i wish that i only have 1 wish again
76: uh, okay.
Andreas: Okey
Andreas: Now i wish that my light saber is yellow
76: Only Yoda gets that!
Andreas: :(
Andreas: Purple then?
76: So, you are now Yoda
Andreas: OKey :D
Andreas: And a yellow saber? :D
76: Yep, your Yoda after all.
Andreas: Awesome!
76: I'm mace windu though.
Andreas: Snap
76: So, I'm more awesome.
Andreas: Yeah ofc :(
Andreas: I live in a swamp
Andreas: That sucks
Andreas: Sucks to be me
76: No!
Andreas: :O?
76: You get to kick ass in the prequels!
Andreas: I don't want to
76: But, it IS the prequels...
Andreas: I wanna lvl up my druid
76: You can't.
76: I deleted WoW.
Andreas: Ok, can I be fRoD then?
76: Only on Tuesdays.
Andreas: Ok
Andreas: Monday - WOW
Andreas: plzzzzzzzzz
76: No.
Andreas: Just mondays
76: Fine.
Andreas: pliiis I tell my mommy
Andreas: Thanks
76: But...
76: The server keeps crashing...
Andreas: Wednesday I want to be Obama
Andreas: Crap!
Andreas: Damn server
Andreas: I wanna change relam
76: You can't.
Andreas: :(
76: There's only one now.
Andreas: Its free transfer!
76: You have to fix the server.
76: Here are your tools.
Andreas: Then i do it
76: A deck of cards.
76: And some toothpaste.
76: Good luck.
Andreas: Okay thanks
Andreas: I get rid of my tool
Andreas: I get rid of my tools
Andreas: And use my hands
76: But...
Andreas: And go in the servers database
Andreas: And fix it
76: What about the static discharge?
Andreas: I deleted it in a secret poll that you didnt know about
76: But, I know all!
Andreas: Why did you not know that?
76: I'm just forgetful....
Andreas: OMG God must have owned me when he promoted me to god
Andreas: So i was not god
Andreas: And that means that you are not god
76: So, I'm a demi god?
76: LAME
Andreas: Nah you are a troll
Andreas: Berserker
76: Cool!
76: That's the best one!@
Andreas: I am pudge
76: Am I still mace windu?
Andreas: I changed my mind
Andreas: You are shadowpriest
Andreas: Or huskar
Andreas: choose
76: Uh, I wanna be Mace Windu...
Andreas: Not available
76: Well, I make it availiable in a poll!
Andreas: Okey glhf
Andreas: All votes agains you
76: I used a bot.
76: So I won.
Andreas: I used 2 bots
Andreas: So you lost
76: Damn it!
Andreas: I know
76: Well....
Andreas: You can be Yoshi
76: :D
Andreas: Want to be Yoshi?
76: YEAH!
76: Am I yoshi yet?
Andreas: Ok good because the rule says the following "If someone choose Yoshi hes opponet will be God"
Andreas: Yes you are
76: The rules can go suck it.
Andreas: So I make Yoshi pink
76: Not cool.
Andreas: But there is one thing i never can do
76: Which is?
Andreas: I can never make you to something else that yoshi
76: Well.
76: Yoshi can kick gods ass any day of the week.
76: Except thursdays,.
Andreas: But I make you ping and you have no eyes and look like The dead body in Greys Anothomy episode 3
Andreas: I like spanking
Andreas: So thanks
Andreas: pink* not oing
76: Ew.
76: God, your a fucking perv.
Andreas: Yes I am
Andreas: I am screwing Vincent from Entourage right now
76: No wonder you raped Mary...
76: Uh.
Andreas: Mary jane
76: Mary Jane is hot.
Andreas: Btw, you watch Entourage?
76: Hell no.
Andreas: Then I'll make you even more pink
Andreas: And you got a tail
76: In that case, I do watch it.
Andreas: Okey
Andreas: What episode have its release soon?
76: Uh....
76: The newest one.
Andreas: What season are we waiting for?!
Andreas: Give me a number
76: The last one?
76: Uh.
76: Give me a second.
Andreas: No
Andreas: I delete google
Andreas: And wikipedia
76: 6
Andreas: And you have no eyes so you cant read anyways
76: I use Yahoo
Andreas: 7
76: For the bling
76: blind
Andreas: It's 7
Andreas: Will have release soon
76: Well.
Andreas: 6 has already ended
76: Do I get points for effort?
Andreas: 0.5
Andreas: I take away your tail
Andreas: Half of it
76: So, I'm a minx?
Andreas: Kind of
76: But...
76: If I have a tail...
76: Aren't you making me a furry?
Andreas: A half tail*
76: And I'm pink....
Andreas: A half furry
76: Omg, I'm a gay furry.
Andreas: Half pink
76: Redundent.
Andreas: Got some red spots aswell
76: Thank God.
76: Well, no, not you.
Andreas: Well, me
76: Thank Satan.
Andreas: I deleted him
76: Well, Thank the covalant bond
Andreas: Deleted
76: You broke the universe.
76: Thanks.
Andreas: You have to thank George Bush
Andreas: Np
76: NEVAR!
Andreas: Than an Obambush then?
Andreas: A white Obama
76: Well...
76: WTF?
76: What are you smoking?
Andreas: Not right no.
Andreas: now*
Andreas: THANK HIM OR YOU SHALL DIE!
76: Well, your doing some kind of drug.....
76: Fine!
Andreas: shrooms
76: Thanks....
76: nice.
Andreas: Shout it
76: THANK YOU MR. WHITE OBAMA
Andreas: Greate
Andreas: Just awesome
Andreas: Now
Andreas: You are dead
76: WTH!
76: Am I in Heaven?
Andreas: No
Andreas: And not in hell
76: Purgetory?
Andreas: No
Andreas: You dont excist
76: Lame.
Andreas: Kinda
Andreas: But you deserved it
76: If there is a god, why not have an after life...
76: I did not!
Andreas: Because I am God
Andreas: You did!
76: Does God not exist when he dies?
Andreas: I never die
76: Lucky bastard.
Andreas: I know
Andreas: What my middle name
76: Not existing sucks.
76: Uh.
76: Joe?
Andreas: patrikk?
Andreas: David Beckham
76: Wth?
76: I thought beckham was in LA
Andreas: Leonardo Da vinci
76: He's dead!
Andreas: No
Andreas: I combat ressed him
76: Oh.
76: Is he as good a drawer as they say?
Andreas: No
Andreas: Not at all
76: How about Michalangelo?
Andreas: unbind 76's MOUSE1
Andreas: He is dead
76: I don't exist.
76: Immune mother clucker.
Andreas: I just made you exist even less
76: Damn it.
Andreas: You wanna know my full name?
76: Certainly.
Andreas: David 'God' Terminate 76 Beckham
76: Quite a mouthful.
76: Your parents were high when they named you.
76: Are you folks proud about you being God and all?
Andreas: :D
Andreas: Yeah
Andreas: Nah but seriously
Andreas: I gotta sleep
Andreas: School tmrw
76: God sleeps?
Andreas: 2 am here
Andreas: yeah
76: And goes to school?
Andreas: yep
76: haha.
76: All right man
76: Good night.
Andreas: You too
Andreas: ;)
Andreas: later