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Jack: ain't that retarded since there is 120% dudes on this chat?
Santa: dude most of the chicks on the internet pose as guys
Jack: Well
Santa: just the dumb whores come out with "hai cumdumpster here"
Jack: well
Jack: you want a real cyber?
Santa: HAHAHAHAHA
Santa: are you serious?
Jack: you know i am
Santa: oh god yes baby ;)
Jack: Let me just put on my robe and wizard hat.
Santa: fuck yes
Santa: you have to be the chick though
Santa: ill be the raptor
Jack: you like that don't you
Santa: Mmmm yeah
Jack: Okay
Santa: suck my raptor reproductive organs
Jack: I'm a schoolgirl dancing around
Santa: dancing to what
Santa: it fucking matters
Jack: Im dancing to matecries from raptors
Santa: Sweet
Santa: then you wont notice when i walk in
Santa: and i say to you, "SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAAAAAAAAAAAA "
Jack: "Oh lawd!!"
Jack: "you startled me"
Santa: "SKRAAAAARRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHHA AAAAAAAA"
Santa: i grab your tiny little body
Santa: and take you to the bed
Jack: "Oh no, what are you doing?"
Santa: which i eat whole
Jack: "I'm only 16."
Santa: and trow you to the floor
Santa: "SKRAAAAAAARAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAA!"
Jack: "if you say so... but..."
Santa: "skrare, skra AAAAAAAAAA"
Jack: "Be gentle"
Jack: "It's my first time"
Santa: "SKRAAAAAKAAAAAAARAKAAAAAAAAA"
Santa: I rip off your clothes
Santa: and open your stomach
Santa: and shove my claw inside
Santa: you like that dontcha bitch
Santa: "SKRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jack: "Is this the way it supposed to be?" screams the school girl
Jack: "I.."
Jack: "I WANT MORE "
Santa: i pull off my raptor pants
Santa: and shove my raptor cock in your nose
Jack: "Let me have it... raptor style"
Santa: oh god baby
Jack: "FEELS SOO GOOD"*squeezing breasts tighter*
Santa: i rip your tits off
Santa: "SKAAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAAA"
Jack: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Santa: oh youre not into that
Jack: "MY BREATS"
Santa: im sorry ill put them back
Santa: here you go
Santa: good as new
Jack: "You can't stample them back retard!!"
Santa: YES I CAN IM A FUCKING RAPTOR!
Jack: *brings out a harpoon*
Santa: "KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSR AAAAAAAAAA"
Jack: "You want this in your anus"
Santa: YES I DO
Santa: "KKKKKKKAAAAAAA"
Jack: "Oh, so your into that"
Santa: I fuck you harder
Jack: *fires the harpoon up the raptors ass*
Santa: so goddamn hard
Santa: youre making me hard baby
Santa: your tiny little holes
Jack: "CUM OVER ME"
Santa: and the big gaping one in your stomach
Santa: i will baby
Santa: "krAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAA"
Santa: but first
Santa: "KKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAEEEERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
Jack: "YES!!!! YESS!!!! YESSSSSSSSS OH SHI-----!!!!!!!!!!"
Santa: *then i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
Jack: "oh god"
Santa: "kasa....krassaaarakaaaaaaa"