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Postat av The Mast den 5 Maj 2006, 14:49
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Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until, One day, he
comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better
than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is Shiny and in absolute mint
condition. He immediately buys it, and Asks the Seller how he kept it in such
great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the
seller, "Whenever The bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on
the Chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet Her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the House, Sandra
stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about My family before we go
in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In Fact,the first person who says
anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of
dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of Dishes. Piled up on the
stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, Dirty dishes. They sit down to
dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides
to take advantage of the situation and Leans over and kisses Sandra. No one
says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a
word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on The
table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a
little flustered, her dad is obviously Livid, and her mom horrified when he
sits back down, but no one says a Word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a
great body," he thinks. So he Grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table,
and has his way with Her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now
his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but Still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts To rain. Joe
remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from His Pocket. Suddenly
the father backs away from the table and Shouts,"All right that's enough, I'll
do the fucking dishes!"
Kanske e old men är ny för mig. Och tycker den är väldigt festlig :)
comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike seems even better
than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It is Shiny and in absolute mint
condition. He immediately buys it, and Asks the Seller how he kept it in such
great condition for 10 years. "Well, it's quite simple, really," says the
seller, "Whenever The bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on
the Chrome. It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet Her parents.
Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the House, Sandra
stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about My family before we go
in. When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In Fact,the first person who says
anything during dinner has to do the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And in they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of
dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of Dishes. Piled up on the
stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks, Dirty dishes. They sit down to
dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides
to take advantage of the situation and Leans over and kisses Sandra. No one
says a word. So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody says a
word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on The
table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a
little flustered, her dad is obviously Livid, and her mom horrified when he
sits back down, but no one says a Word. He looks at her mom. "She's got a
great body," he thinks. So he Grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table,
and has his way with Her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now
his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but Still, total silence.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts To rain. Joe
remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from His Pocket. Suddenly
the father backs away from the table and Shouts,"All right that's enough, I'll
do the fucking dishes!"
Kanske e old men är ny för mig. Och tycker den är väldigt festlig :)
